Dear Diary:
Prequel - I started this post on Wednesday evening - Google was "performing maintenance" i.e., out drinking, and I could not post this to my profile to save my life. So, it's Friday morning and I'm sitting with coffee and my feet up and I'm going to do the best I can to get this blog updated!
Ok,
What the heck happened after "Week One, Day Two" way back in May? I'm not sure, but I do know one thing - there's nothing I can do about it now. I need to move forward - move ahead - keep on keeping on.
So, starts my week last week - I was damn determined to start swimming regularly. Tuesday after Memorial Day, a perfect day for a fresh start. I think about starting my training (for real this time) all day and as soon as I'm home from work I suit up in my fancy new suit, (thank you swimoutlet.com) pack my bag and wait for Al to pick us up...I'm happy, excited, fired up...so much so that I'm actually ready when my ride arrives! This was me, excited for a swim...

Arrive at the community center, walk up to the swim desk and the SPCC peeps look at us kinda cockeyed (like Murphy does when you say, "Do you wanna treat?!" in a funny voice) and tell us nicely that, duh, there is no open swim. Backtrack for a minute.. I had called the Community Center that afternoon to make SURE there would be lap lanes in for the open swim hour, and the nice lady assured me there would be. Damn you nice lady. We call all around trying to find public pools - no luck. Two little girls in the back seat with sad faces...and two girls in the front seat bummed, but not to be deterred, we'd try again tomorrow.
Fast forward to Wednesday- Repeat above re; bathing suit, enthusiasm, etc. Replay arrival at the community center and walk up...this time the nice lady tells us some punk dropped glass on the pool deck and they will be vacuuming the pool for 15 minutes. NO WAY. Seriously? Dash to Hannaford with 2 special kids, a/k/a my training partners, and back to the pool 30 minutes later to learn they are still vacuuming and there is no way i am going to get my arse in that pool tonight either. So, this is where we did our training Wednesday night:

Just not meant to be...I am frustrated, but again, some higher force of nature or The Secret or some shit like that does not want me to be swimming. Probably the Life Guard God did not want me to put the SPCC life guards in danger of burning their eyeballs with the sight of me in that funky bathing suit...thanks Life Guard God. Awesome job.
So, the Life Guard God cannot stop me from running, right? Start with a nice, easy run. I need a destination - a reason to run - a reason to actually need to get someplace, cause it would be way too crazy to just run for the fun of it. [Proven by me Saturday morning when I was all suited up to run to Wainright to see our soccer girls play lacrosse, Papa Penny drove Morgan & Iz and assured me they would be at the fields and we would meet up when I got there. I gear up, bondi band, IPod and all...only to get a phone call from PPP, "don't bother, there is some festival and no girls' lacrosse today" - a NORMAL person would say ok, and then go on a run anyway, just because. Just for the goodness of health and fitness. BUT OH NO, Not Me. No game. No Run. Off come the running shoes and on come the slum slacks.] Fast Forward through a day of sewing (fun) and to Sunday morning - game day! WOO HOO nothing better than game day morning! Fired up. Gonna play hard and win big, right!
TO BE CONTINUED...